QUOTES

My favorite quotes, sayings and lyrics...

 

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When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life. l'Eco di Bru



An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers. Unknown



What doesn't kill you...

...makes you stronger Unknown author



First they ignore you,
then they laugh at you,
then they fight you,
then you win. Mohandas Gandhi



Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Albert Einstein



Mistakes are always forgivable,
if one has the courage to admit them. Bruce Lee



A clever person solves a problem.
A wise person avoids it. Albert Einstein



Pravih se reči uvek kasno setim
odgovor znam kad ostanem sam. Leb i Sol



ALL Americans are African Americans Unknown



If you value faith over science,
next time you get sick,
skip the hospital...
Go to CHURCH instead! Unknown



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